Samantha/18/Canada.........
I do things, I like things, I'm good at things.
Things are kinda my thing, not to brag or any thing.

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via laserpubes)

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sammyonfire asked: Hey baby, if you come home with me you'll be (MgFe)7Si8O22(OH)2


Answer:

zanetehaiden:

The hell is that supposed t-

oh

oh gosh

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via fake-mermaid)

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(Source: coolestonianteen, via thefuuuucomics)

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strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

(via oldladyfloral)

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queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

image

shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

(Source: theamericankid, via thefuuuucomics)

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zustin:

me @ the movies

(via circumcising)

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officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via circumcising)

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